Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Also Ran On

What do you think the title should be?

I like My Pet Goat, And Other Adventures in Helicopter-Hunting.

Imagine hundreds and hundreds of pages of stuff like this:

"There's been so much written about and spoken about in the mainstream media and in the anonymous blogosphere world, that this will be a wonderful, refreshing chance for me to get to tell my story, that a lot of people have asked about, unfiltered …"




And it will be a big bestseller, because people in Bugtussle will be firmly convinced that every time someone buys a copy the Baby Jesus smiles and a liberal cries.