WTF is the KTOOA Act?

Remember when Republicans used to be able to come up beautifully Orwellian acronyms for their dumb-ass legislation?

KTOOA! KTOOA! Sounds like someone spitting.

Now, maybe I could get behind the TKADiaGaLNMLCDtEDCHOfEP Act, which while a little hard to pronounce, at least has the virtue of being honest upon expansion.