A world of feminists weeps, now that future First Sister of Future First Son-in-Law has signed up for one o' them newfangled Internets thingamawhatchas.
Also, is this how they do good wishes, in Alaska there?
Today has been a very eventful day. I congratulate you big brother and my soon to be sister in-law.I hope this is sincere. GoodnightEveryone
(h/t: Josh Fruhlinger)